torsdag 10 maj 2007

Fuck of Lullaby

Sleeping is over rated! Fuck 8 hours a night, 5 is more than enough.

Why do you think they invented caffeine pills and grand caffe lattes with extra shots of espresso?

Plus as a teenager, sleeping a little during school weeks is inevetable, the work load = Mount Everest in high school - YES! even in our pussy Swedish system!

Besides you make up for it in the weekend, sleeping until after noon is normal. Going to bed before midnight is not (during weekends this changes to 3 am!). Following the regular rythm and routines, hell no!

Going to bed early is only acceptable if you're getting some serious spooning by some ridiculously hot guy/girl/duck. Spooning is also a perfectly ok reason to ditch your first morning class, that is a well known fact amongst all sane people.

Shit it's late, I should be getting to bed... Anybody wanna join?

(Yes I am a fraud, but i don't sleep much, that is true)

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